It's the end of my sexless weekend thanks to a treacherous uterus and I eagerly look towards the latter part of the week when I will be free of my womanly shackles.

I do not purport to know why, but my left knee feels like someone injected water into the cartilage and just left it there. It's painful and I can't for the life of me figure out what I did to cause it. It's seriously limiting my agility, which is bad.