Eat + Sleep + Boosh

When I'm not entertaining kids, writing papers or stressing out over some member of the opposite sex, I sometimes make things.

The Mighty Boosh Barrette

Never do I wear mine that I don't get lots of comments and compliments, even from people who have no idea what they symbolize. I sell them on Etsy and eBay, but, since I want to retain anonymity here I won't be posting the link.

The closer I get to my evening plans, the less excited I become. I'm not even sure why I'm going out. Woe.

Orange Air

I can't let people get close to me. It isn't allowed.

Except for Noel Fielding. He can get as close as he wants. In fact, the closer the better.